Ravings From The Bog

Thieving Toe-Rags!
June 2, 2009, 10:08 pm
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Along with a few hundred other Wire, Corner and Generation Kill fans, last Sunday evening, I attended an interview with David Simon, at the Ulster Hall which was a Guardian Hay Festival event.

While waiting for the event to start, Glenn Patterson, local author, came on stage to introduce the interviewer and interviewee. During this intro, Glenn mentioned that David Torrans, owner of local independent bookshop, No Alibis, had his day’s takings of £640 stolen from him by some “toe-rags” in the Ulster Hall that evening. I have known David for many years as a customer and he is a decent chap and has been responsible for bringing some “big names” to Belfast for literary events and social evenings at his bookshop.  After a chat on Twitter, some of us thought it would be right to have a twhip-round to try to offset at least some of David’s loss. If you’re interested in throwing in a few pounds, and have a Paypal account, please send your contribution to colinparte@mac.com as soon as possible. As I type, the fund is sitting at £30. Not sure yet how to collect any cash offerings, but I’m confident that some arrangement can be made.

Running any business in the current economic climate is fraught with difficulty, without opportunist thieving. No business can afford such losses, especially those independent traders whose perseverance allows us some variety of choice in the marketplace – let’s support them and in this particular case, let’s support David!

Thanks to @blackconfetti, @keithbelfast and @szlwzl for the initial contributions!


What I’m Reading…And Listening To
January 19, 2009, 4:59 pm
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Best Christmas gift this year was this book by David Simon, creator of HBO series, The Wire. Riveting from page one! Getting through around twenty pages a night before the shutters fall. Should last for a few weeks yet!


Just finished this one, and it’s a great read too. Fick is a natural writer and conveys the action and sense of dread really well. Soldier’s-eye view of action in Afghanistan and Iraq – a welcome break from the politics of both wars. Free to any local reader in NI – just email and ask! 

war-of-the-worldAnother Christmas gift (via iTunes Gift Card), was Niall Ferguson’s Audiobook, War Of The World. I consider myself to be a bit of a history buff, especially about WWII, but there were numerous “new” bits of information to me. Over six hours of listening and fascinating from start to finish. Great for the drive to work.

What I’m Reading
October 19, 2008, 1:39 pm
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I’ve started Willy Vlautin’s The Motel Life which many reviewers rave about, inviting comparisons with Raymond Carver and a few other eminent writers including Steinbeck and McMurtry. I’m enjoying the pared back prose and expect to finish it PDQ. I’ll probably look for some more of his stuff too.

Previous to that, and following a number of his recordings played on This American Life, I bought and read David Sedaris’ Barrel Fever. This was a little disappointing after his personal readings of his work which makes me think that it’s his peculiar voice and personal inflection which are necessary aspects for proper enjoyment of his work.


Political Correctness Gone Potty – Come Back Enid Blyton!

In the early 1970s, when I was around 10 years old, my brother’s best friend, Paul McKeever, lived about 100 yards from our house. About seven of us would hang around together playing Subbuteo, the football game, cricket in Paul’s back garden or some other fairly innocent pursuit. The main venue for the games was Paul’s father’s garage – I don’t ever remember a car parked in there. On rainy days, we’d sit in the garage with the door open and look out.

What I found fascinating, were the old books that were stored around the top of the garage on a single plank-wide shelf. The shelf ran the length of the garage on both sides. As Paul had a large academic-type family and he was the second youngest, I assumed that these books had belonged to his parents and elder siblings. There wasn’t one gap between the books which comprised old children’s annuals, such as The Bunty 1964 and The Hotspur 1962, along with dozens and dozens of older reddish hard-backed books that were a mixture of school texts, novels and science books. More interesting to me were the twenty or thirty Enid Blyton hardbacks with the garish covers about the Famous Five and the Secret Seven. I borrowed a couple of these books and devoured them. I was particularly fond of the Secret Seven as one of the gang was also called Colin.

That was it, for me. I joined the mobile library and searched for any Enid Blyton titles I could find – I was hooked. Great stuff! I think at one point, I even wrote a Famous Five story myself, but was too shy to show it to anyone other than my mum. It’s great that a new generation will read the books.


Surprising Enid Blyton Revival

Golliwogs, goblins and girls – definitely not boys – doing the washing-up. It’s easy to see why Enid Blyton’s books went out of fashion. But now her work is enjoying a surprise comeback.

“Crikey, another adventure for us, that’s super! Better than beastly school. Hurrah for summer! Now, let’s find those horrid kidnappers.”

“Yes, let’s, old brick!”

After a 45-year hiatus The Famous Five’s Survival Guide marks a reunion of sorts for the four young sleuths and Timmy the dog. Just as James Bond has successfully outlived the death of his creator, Ian Fleming, so Enid Blyton’s gang of tenacious, school-age detectives has been resurrected by an author writing in homage to Blyton.

With this and 19 more “in the style of” Blyton books – breathing new life into the Mallory Towers and Faraway Tree series – it seems that after years of bad press, the author who endured a McCarthy-ite blacklisting by the politically correct brigade, is back in fashion.

She was recently named Britain’s best-loved author in a poll for the Costa Book award and earlier this year Disney UK unveiled its Famous 5: On the Case animation, in which the imagined offspring of the original five follow in their parents’ intrepid footsteps. It’s no wonder then that Blyton’s estate, Chorion, says the last 12 months has seen a marked increase in interest, with £7.5m in annual retail sales.

So why is there a renaissance for an author whose writing has long been accused of being too simple or even poor in style, bossy and sexist?

The latest Famous Five book interweaves the new mystery with practical tips like how to pack a rucksack or find a secret passage. In this way it capitalises on a renewed appetite for children to connect with the outdoors, says Jeff Norton of Chorion, hot on the heels of Conn Iggulden’s bestseller, Dangerous Book for Boys.

“On one level a sense of adventure in literature in this country never left, because of the Famous Five,” says Mr Norton.

“But the Dangerous Book for Boys captured the ethos already in the public consciousness in fiction and did it in non-fiction.

“What we’re doing with Famous Five’s survival guide is merging a narrative with survival tips for adventure in the real world.”

In response to allegations of sexism and racism, Chorion began heavily editing Blyton’s works in the 1990s, removing

phrases and words that could be deemed offensive.

Concerns that Blyton’s work could offend audiences were first raised as far back as 1960, when a publisher questioned her “old-fashioned xenophobia” in explaining the motives of thieves simply with the fact they were foreign.

Come the 1980s, there were wider misgivings about gender and race, plus criticisms of her rather bland style, and Blyton-bashing became more fashionable.

The mischief-making golliwogs who stole Noddy’s car and bedevilled Toytown were erased, years before Chorion took over the estate and set about more rigorous sub-editing.

Tony Summerfield, organiser of the Enid Blyton Society, thinks some changes were necessary but many were overzealous.

There were 100 in one Famous Five book, he says, and in The Adventurous Four, the names of the twins Jill and Mary were changed to Zoe and Pippa, and 13-year-old fisherboy Andy became a schoolboy.

“Why is it necessary to change Blyton? You don’t change Nesbit [Blyton contemporary E Nesbit]. You don’t have a Virgin Express rushing past the Railway Children because the age of steam is over.

“I can understand if something is offensive. Certain words that were acceptable in the 40s are not acceptable now. But we don’t want to ruin the charm of something that was written in a particular setting.”

Blyton was born in 1897 and the Edwardian values of the time shaped her writing, he says.

“If she was writing today she would be much more sensitive to certain issues but I don’t think there’s any point in saying you can’t have only girls washing up in Famous Five books, you must have boys too. That’s the way it was then – washing up was women’s work.”

Mr Summerfield senses a turning of the tide now, back in Blyton’s favour, but celebrated authors continue to disagree over her literary merits.

Children’s laureate Michael Rosen says he read very little of her as a child but now appreciates her skill.

“She was very clever at several veins of thought that appeal very much to children. They escape from their parents into a world where they can perform superhuman feats, or certainly beyond the capacity of children, in The Famous Five and Secret Seven.

In her stories about girls, like Amelia Jane and Mallory Towers, she explores the rivalries and jealousies of children and the ways in which they can be quite unpleasant to each other, he says.

“Thirdly, she was very good at capturing the fantasy world of Noddy and the Faraway Tree, very good at creating an unreal world of goblins and fairies.”

Some critics dislike the way she allows a narrator’s voice to intervene to make a blunt, moral point like “That served him right” but Rosen thinks this can be reassuring.

“That’s where the real division about Enid Blyton lies. Some think it’s a bossy voice but others say that’s part of the appeal – hand-holding. She was trying to tell you who is good and who is bad.”

Phillip Pullman, author of His Dark Materials, recalls reading the first Noddy story as a child but says most adults would find Blyton’s work “rubbish”.

“The characters are two-dimensional and the stories are mechanically recovered, like mechanically recovered meat. There’s no lasting quality in it whatsoever.

“Take Swallows and Amazons or Tom’s Midnight Garden and you can read them for the pleasure in the style. There’s no pleasure in reading Enid Blyton’s style. There’s no sense of delight or joy in the language.

“But any objections are irrelevant because people read them to find out what happens next, at a stage in their lives when that’s the most important thing for them.”

As Blyton always maintained, maybe the only opinion that matters is that of a child’s.


WAL*MART High Cost Of Low Price

I’ve just spent 95 minutes watching Wal*Mart – The High Cost of Low Price which was mostly depressing but in the end, with the success some US communities are having in rejecting Walmart, inspirational. 

I am not new to learning about the excesses of capitalism. I have read Naomi Klein’s No Logo and attended a talk by her at Queen’s University, Belfast, about her latest book The Shock Doctrine: The Rise of Disaster Capitalism, along with Nickeled and Dimed, Fast Food Nation, etc, but to see the conditions both of Walmart’s US and overseas employees and the hypocrisy of their management was shocking in the extreme.

The filmmaker chose his interviewees carefully to demonstrate the range of Americans who are being affected by this destructive juggernaut – pictures of George W Bush in their homes, plenty of homes with stars and stripes and good ol’ boys, along with much less well off Americans right across the demographic spectrum.

This is very definitely capitalism gone wrong, very wrong.

1940s American Journey
August 13, 2008, 11:42 pm
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I’m currently enjoying Alistair Cooke’s American Journey. It’s a bit of a time capsule written between 1942 and 1945, when the BBC asked him to travel across America and assess the effects on of the war on ordinary Americans, from miners to lumberjacks, Pullman porters to peanut farmers and even Japanese-Americans interned in stark desert prison camps.

It’s very easy to read and gives a real flavour of the diversity of the American people and their attitudes to the war and each other. Revealing passages cover thinly veiled racism but the main message contained in the book is the strength of organisation behind the behemoth that was, and is, the military-industrial complex of the US. 

All sorts of Norman Rockwell-type images flash into view as he describes a vanished America of drug stores and soda fountains – great for the Americana fan.

I’m already looking forward to Penguin’s Letter from America collection based on my enjoyment of this book.

Carver, Faber, Yates, Mad Men…Guilty Pleasures!
August 11, 2008, 3:40 pm
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I’ll try to stick to only ten!  I feel guilty most of the time…neglecting the kids, my wife, my reading, my work, my garden, my car, etc, etc.

1.     Getting lost on the Internet. I can fritter away hours randomly, on Twitter, for example, on the Everyone tab. Or from Blogroll to blogroll. Or on IMDB.com. Or on Youtube. Or on…you get the idea.

2.     Walker’s Thai Chilli Sensations – I’d swear they lace these damned things with cocaine or something similarly addictive. I’m always ready for a packet.

3.     Spending money on quality TV DVD box-sets like The Sopranos, The Wire or Mad Men, and then watching maybe five episodes in a row.

4.     I love watching Friends, sssshhhh! Especially the episode where Ross doesn’t get to take Rachel to the prom.

5.     I’ll disappear for an hour on a Sunday morning and park down near the beach in Morningside to browse the Sunday paper.

6.     You can’t get me out of a good bookshop. My minimum purchase is usually five or six books – I do judge a book by it’s cover sometimes!

7.     Having spent four months with nine points on my driver’s license, I know the speed limit on every stretch of road between here and Belfast. And I know where PC Plod hides with his radar, so I enjoy putting the foot down from time to time – highest speed so far, 126mph, on the M5 at 0555!

8.     Taking another fifteen minutes in bed and arriving late into work. Last week’s excuse was that I put brown shoes on in the dark.

9.     I savour short stories, especially by Raymond Carver, Tim Gautreaux, Michael Faber, Richard Yates and many others. Another escape route.

10. My twice a week daydream about what I would do with the £4.75M lottery win, when it comes.

I’ll do numbers 11 to 101 some other time.